How to Eat Bugs Bunny
Buy one rabbit from local Pagan organic homesteader. Do so out of his trunk in a parking garage like some strange drug deal in a movie. Rabbit comes dressed in a big freezer bag.
Bring the kill home in a canvas shopping bag.
Make boyfriend whose totem is Rabbit (or Hare) cut meat off the bones. Poor sod.
Toss larger bones in a pot of water to simmer meat off bones so you can practice wicked witcheries with them at a later date.
In a Dutch oven or a very large ceramic skillet pour some olive oil and put on low heat. Chop onions, a tomato or two and garlic and put them in the pan.
Add a bay leaf or two, rosemary, savory, sage, parsley, ground black pepper and sea salt.
Cook this until onions (etc) are nice and translucent or brown-y or whatever. I like my onions and such to basically disintegrate into the stew by the time it’s done, as I can’t stand their texture but like the taste.
Turn heat up to medium-high and add chopped rabbit meat. Push content in pan around at random with wooden spoon while the dog sits at your feet drooling.… Continue reading
Cooking in the Dark with a Stick
I have never posted a recipe! Why you may ask?
Well, I’m not the kind of girl who buys fancy kinds of mushrooms or puts mango sauce on my chicken, if you know what I mean.
So for the witch on a limited … everything … here’s dinner:
Purchase one tiny BBQ grill on clearance at the end of the season for under $15.
Purchase small bags of BBQ briquettes from the local small mountain town discount store, seems the local manufacturer is clearing stock.
Get a BBQ pan 3 for a dollar at the Safety Mart (small town grocery store)
Buy a cool looking knobby yam, extra virgin olive oil and basil at the Safety Mart.
Get a nice big grilling steak from local butcher and cut it in half to serve two.
Realize when you get home you don’t have any fire-starter.
To get coals going, build tiny kindling fire in the bottom of newly assembled BBQ grill. Then pile charcoal over the flames. This is best done on one side of the grill, confined fires burn hotter and all.
Once coals are cheerfully glowing through sheer force of will and patience, spread them evenly and attempt to… Continue reading
To Fly By Night
Hoofprints in the Wildwood
Recent Comments