Categories: A Sense of Humor

  • I’m Bruised

    Baby I’m bruised
    Yes I’m bruised
    From falling off
    My pedestal
    Baby there are
    Blood stains
    Yes blood stains
    On my pedestal
    Can you help me find
    My missing teeth
    From falling off
    My pedestal

  • Bare Feet

    It’s easy to get trained
    You see
    By the horrid Winter freeze
    To bundle up
    And sneak outside
    And hide from the elements

    Then one sunny day in March
    You wake up and hear the sound of
    The garbage truck coming down your lane
    And you are late again
    You grab the box of recycling and race down the stairs

    On to the porch
    To the sidewalk
    In the nick of time
    And smile at the garbage man

    As you turn around to head inside
    Suddenly you realise
    You’re outside in shirt sleeves
    And standing on the sidewalk
    In [...]

  • The Dog Makes a Post
  • Me

    I will be me
    Unequivocally
    Always
    And in every situation
    No audience
    No following
    No friends
    Or family
    Will make me be
    Anything other than
    Me
    I am not a one dimensional character
    I am an onion
    I have many layers
    It may take time
    For them all to see
    All that is me
    Sometimes happy
    Sometimes sad
    Sometimes compassionate
    Sometimes stark raving mad
    Though I am a human being
    And thus I will change and grow
    And often be a different me
    I will still always
    Be me
    But always and forever
    I will be me
    Consistently
    With integrity
    I will be me

  • Don’t Think!

    Balance.
    Yes yes yes.
    That checkbook, that bank account, that job you do, the errands you run. Keep pilling shit on the teeter totter and never stop to wonder … why is this shit on my teeter totter? Whats does it mean? How do I feel about it?
    The things that need changing and fixing the most is our society and culture. This conformist, mindless, horrid world where the gross domestic product, and keeping up with the Jones’, is the most important and [...]

  • Eating Your Totem

    Okay. So my dear Bren may or may not have eaten his “Totem” for dinner last week. And I joked about it. A few people had panic attacks about this. So in my usual sweet but sarcastic way let me address this.
    First of all, I am the kind of woman who has been known to start pillow fights in the middle of the afternoon in downtown Ottawa. I don’t take life all that seriously. I take my Witchcraft seriously, but [...]

Page 1 of 512345»