More Weird Dreams

Last night I dreamed of the second coming of Christ.

Only he wound up in the body of an autistic teen age boy. His family kept him locked in a room in their farm house and was trying to pass off his older (and handsome and Neurotypical) brother as the messiah. In the dream I am a friend of the family and I was trying to free Christ from his “prison” but failing at it.  During a visit, he gave me some house plants to tend for him.

This was all happening somewhere in northern British Columbia.

Oh, and the people he was sent to save? A race of sentient Muppets who were being forced into secret slavery by the entertainment industry. So, I snuck into Universal Studios (which for some reason was in BC) and helped Elmo (of sesame street) escape. He became the new Christ’s prophet.

 

I have a very odd subconscious.

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2 Responses to More Weird Dreams

  • I had a very odd dream that involved muppets the other night, too! In it, a bunch of us were attending some sort of shamanic ceremony which involved camping in the woods for three days, gathering each night in small groups around bonfires scattered throughout the woods to participate in ritual storytelling. The storytellers were all muppets. The muppet telling the story in my circle was the Swedish Chef, so needless to say, I don’t remember much of what it was about.

  • Lis says:

    I seriously think you should turn this into a screenplay. Or a graphic novel!

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